Story Game #2 [Humorous Version]

Rules:

  1. Your contribution must at least 10 words, no more than 30.
  2. There must be at least 2 replies between your last post to avoid a single person dominating the story.
  3. While the story is meant to be funny, try to keep a decent pace so it does not fall off the rails too quickly.
  4. Haro, you may only contribute to this story once every 24 hours. Use your words wisely.

Introductory plot points:

  1. The protagonist is Haro.
  2. He wakes up one morning to find himself in the middle ages.
  3. Magic is present in this world but Haro has absolutely none.
  4. Dips (Haro’s cat) was transported with him and has magic powers including the ability to speak.
  5. They are in the middle of nowhere being chased by a giant wild demon boar.
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Haro didn’t know the place but he knew for certain he’d be disliked here.

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Except by this hungry boar. Dips contemplated tripping Haro to make him an easy meal.

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But in her magnanimity, Dips turns around and charges the demon boar.

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Haro starts eating durt and watches Dips charge the demon boar.

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Once the Demon Boar was fully charged it immediately shocked Haro with lightning

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Dips cast a revive spell to bring Haro back, then chastised him for not following directions.

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Once both our heroes got back on their feet, they hid in the woods, trying to lose the wild demon boar.

“GOTTA GO FAST,” the boar roared, “STEP IT UP!”

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thankfully our heroes find a ditch to hide in and the boar runs by them.
dips gets distracted by a butterfly though and starts to walk away

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Dips, chasing the butterfly, doesn’t see that the boar had turn around. Haro being himself doesn’t pay attention either. The boar is sneaking behind Haro and prepare to charge.

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Suddenly, an eyepatch-wearing monkey jumps out of a tree, distracting and stopping the boar in its tracks.
Dips, and the now slightly aroused Haro, are back on the run.

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The monkey put on an eye patch and started his mating dance. Transfixed, Haro ran towards him, leaving Dips worried and confused.

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Dips, finally realizing the threat, wielded their newfound power and fired a dozen magic missile at the egregious beast.

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The egregious beast Haro died so hard that revival would be impossible. The boar wore his skin and said, “Look at me. I am the Haro now”.

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Dips’ eyes turn a violent red. The boar was then shrouded by this red light as Haro’s skin engulfed it. The light filled the sky. Emerging from this light was…

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It was a powerful magician! He starts attacking the wild boar and the boar immediately realizes that this will be a tough challenge for him.

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The boar comes up short against the magician, and with a defeated tone says: “You’re a wizard!”.
He replies: “I am no ordinary wizard. I am… the helpful one!

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“O’ mighty Wizard,” Dips pleaded, “Please bring Haro back!”

HelpfulWizard used Revive on Haro!
But nothing happened!
Dips used RAGE!
HelpfulWizard fainted!
Phoenix Down GET!

Dips took the Pheonix Down and…

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… a wild Haro was revived. But something was off, he smelled bad, looked green-ish and was whispering braaaaaaiiiiin.

It looks like Haro was turned into a filthy zombie!

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